I’m waiting for class and I’m so bored there used to be a couch by this room but it’s not here now!!!

Andrae, you really embarrassed me tonight at Red Lobster. There’s already a big age difference, Andrae, and you acting like a big baby and throwing a plate of lobster in my lap at dinner is not appropriate.


Thanks for our first 1,000 Followers!

We are giving away those Tea & Coffe Mugs!!

You just need to reblog this post.

We are going to pick random winners.

So hurry up!


liquor before beer youre in the clear

a bottle of walgreens white wine before a bottle of walgreens red wine youre bound to have a good time

Legally Blonde (2001)

I'm-- I'm allergic to jerks!



Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???



elevators are wild places trust me i’ve watched all of grey’s anatomy