Andrae, you really embarrassed me tonight at Red Lobster. There’s already a big age difference, Andrae, and you acting like a big baby and throwing a plate of lobster in my lap at dinner is not appropriate.


ilovepugs4ever:

Thanks for our first 1,000 Followers!

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gjume:

liquor before beer youre in the clear

a bottle of walgreens white wine before a bottle of walgreens red wine youre bound to have a good time


Legally Blonde (2001)




I'm-- I'm allergic to jerks!


mostly10:

porrn:

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

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ignitionremix:

elevators are wild places trust me i’ve watched all of grey’s anatomy